Welcome to Why So Serious Green

Welcome to Why So Serious Green, where our goal is simple: provide the cannabis connoisseur with the highest quality craft cannabis possible.

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We grow our cannabis under precise conditions, using the best equipment, nutrients, and technology available.

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We specialize in prized, hard to find, authentic strains. None of our genetics come from 'general sales' seed banks.

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The reason we grow our cannabis in limited batches, is to ALWAYS achieve optimal taste, aroma, and effects.

 

Our cannabis is exclusively hand trimmed for proper crystal retention and ALWAYS cured to perfection.

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Our craft boutique approach to growing and strain selection means every single bud you smoke is exceptional in taste, terpene profile, and quality.

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Why So Serious Green? Simple. We grow high quality strains, so you don't have to... Just relax and toke up. We got you!